A vibrator that syncs with erotica? Yes. Yes! YES!!!

Woman having an orgasm

Erotic fans, drop everything – and by everything, I mean your panties – because I have stumbled upon something that is just going to make your day.

Have you ever been reading your latest erotic novel and found it difficult to swipe the page of your e-reader and work your vibrator at the same time? Because let’s face it, by the time we get to the point where  Lord Studley Wellhung is about to thrust into the maid he’s been fore playing for the last five pages, we’re almost ready for a little two-hand action on our favorite toy, am I right? But what’s a reader to do? Putting down the book is going to stall the plot. Putting down the vibrator stalls the pleasure. Since there’s as much sex between our ears as between our legs, not having both at once can be frustrating.

Problem solved, ladies. A new vibrator may be coming to our rescue. The B. Sensory, a.k.a. “Little Bird” would use Bluetooth technology and a reading app to sync pulses to the words you’re reading. And since the egg-shaped silicone vibrator is small enough to fit snugly in your lady parts, you can now continue reading as you get the “full enjoyment” of every scene.

Thank you, O Sweet Gods of Technology! And thank you, France. (Did I mention it’s being developed in France. Of course it is)

But back to this product we’re going to have to have: Imagine lying there in your bed, having sent the family off to – well, honestly, do we really care where they are right now? Your Little Bird vibrator is tucked right up inside you, right against that sweet spot. Your app is going and you’re at the favorite passage of your favorite erotic novel and just when whatever turns your crank starts to happen – whether it’s a spanking or teasing or anal sex or just a good, old-fashioned pounding – the pulses start and you orgasm right along with your characters.

We all love relating to our characters, but this my take things to a whole new level.

And it’s not just exciting for readers. It’s even more exciting for those of us who write erotica. I just can’t wait for the reviews from readers not only saying what they liked about the plot and characterization, but praising the quality of the pounding orgasm they received during their favorite passage.

I’m getting a little excited just thinking about it.

The only downside is that “Little Bird” apparently won’t be available at least until November 2015, which means we’re stuck having to be ambidextrous until then. But at least we have something to look forward to.

Elsa Black is the author of the contemporary erotic age play Eden Series that includes “Becoming Lil’ Mandy” and “Training Lil’ Elise”. Book Three, “Doctoring Lil’ Daisy” will be released in either late April or May of 2015. She also pens historical erotic under the pen name Ava Sinclair. Her first book under that name, “The Marshal’s Little Girl,” achieved Amazon best seller status in both the Historical and Western erotica categories. Her second Ava Sinclair book will be released in May.

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